sharuum the hegemon
lord of extinction
woeleecher, eater of scars
nicol bolas, planeswalker
asmodeus the cuddle snake
always take time to appreciate the artists of Magic.
I’m the friend that picks rainbow road
You know how we call the crocodiles on Dave’s planet nakodiles, but why can’t all the consorts be nicknamed after the sounds they make, that’d be so cute.
That sounds delicious.
My next suggestion would have been sweatles but I dunno… Either way I still love this idea of yours
"Sweatles" sounds a lot less like a snack food and a lot more like
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU HAD SEEN IT
I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
i cannot stress enough how much i love this post
fuck you. fuck all of you that think domestic abuse is funny or acceptable for any reason. If it had been the other way around you would be shitting yourselves in anger over it. fuck youuuuuu
you people are fucking assholes
super fucking assholes
"now the fool seeks to return to the past and—"
that is a damn dirty lie and i think we all know it layton